Pie Guy

Pie Guy – Deep Earth, Subtle Fruit, and the Nuance of Terpenes

Pie Guy joins the Earth Realm as the grounded counterpart to Juice Leak — both born from the same parents, GMO Pie × Juiceman. This selection comes from the Juiceman #5 side of the cross, bringing out a completely different expression of the genetics. Where Juice Leak pushes bright guava and tropical fruit, Pie Guy leans into mossy richness, earthy depth, and balance.

This is the side of the cross that settles the senses rather than energizing them — classic Earth Realm energy.

Aroma & Flavor: Earth First, Fruit Beneath

Crack open a jar and Pie Guy opens with an unmistakable earthy tone, cushioned by subtle fruit notes resting quietly in the background. As described during R&D, it “kind of reminds you of wet moss after a fresh rain — really refreshing, good mouthfeel.”

There are hints of fruit here — something like unpeeled kiwi or the skin of an apple — but they never rise above the grounding, moss-driven core. The finish is smooth, leveling, and balanced.

This is a cultivar built for calm clarity.

Genetics & Why Pie Guy Landed in the Earth Realm

Pie Guy and Juice Leak share the exact same parents and even the same terpene families — just in different ratios. That’s the magic of F1 poly-hybrid pheno hunting:

Same parents
Same terpene set
Completely different expressions

Some terpenes only need a trace amount to dominate the profile, while others need to appear in higher concentrations to be recognized at all.

In Pie Guy, the loudest terpene signals are earthy, grounded, and moss-forward — which is exactly why this phenotype fits the Earth Realm, even though its sister landed in the Fruit Realm.

Craft Insight: The Art of F1 Variation

During this hunt, the team popped a round of F1 seeds — crosses of two unrelated parent cultivars — which leads to huge genetic variety.

Some plants lean fruity. Some lean earthy. Some are wildly unexpected. Pie Guy stood out for its structure, resilience, and stable earthy character, making it the ideal grounded expression of this genetic pairing.

Where to Buy Pie Guy

Pie Guy will be available in:

3.5 grams (1/8 oz drams)
Half-ounce bags
Full-ounce bags
Pre-rolls

Earth Realm fans — this one belongs in your rotation.

Find Pie Guy at Garden Remedies dispensaries in Newton, Melrose, and Marlborough. Available to both medical patients and adult-use customers across Massachusetts.